I want this year’s National Champion to be someone other than Virginia, Syracuse, Hopkins, or Princeton. New blood please. Grow the game.

I want Brendan Mundorf to return my emails so he can shoot on me for our newest series of posts entitled “Pros vs Joe’s – Goalie Edition”.

I want our guest blogger Heather to kick cancer. Not like a Billy Cundiff kick either, more like a David Akers kick.

I want that son of a gun Tom to stop editing my gosh darn posts and removing all of the curse words.

I want ESPNU to carry the D2 and D3 championship games live.

I want the MD Masters League to become LESS competitive so I can dominate.

I want Tom to stop bogarting all of the Facebook contest prizes.

I want Duke to settle with the remaining students who are suing for libel as a result of the rape scandal. Make it right!

I want Bro’s Calendar model Taylor Michelle to unblock me.

I want ESPNU’s Mark Dixon to mention me by name during his next broadcast. “That’s a great shot by Josh Offit, but he’s still not ripping it like Woody, from 24 Seven”.

I want to watch a North American Lacrosse League game on TV so I can say I’ve watched a Kentucky lacrosse game.

I want to be a player on the LaxAllStars team in the upcoming release of College Lacrosse 2012, the video game.

I want someone to transfer the 65 lax games I have on VHS to my hard drive.

I want someone to teach me how to throw and cradle with a goalie stick.

I want a pair of elbow pads that wont slide down my arm fifteen times a game.

I want all of the mesh companies to merge into one gigantic mega-mesh company before a Godfather-like war breaks out between all of them.

I want the Laxstitutes to stop texting me already. I’m a married man.

I want George Huguely to get a fair trial.

I want George Huguely to rot in a cell for all eternity if he’s found guilty.

I want the organizers of the 2012 OC Lax Classic to reschedule the tourney. I have a wedding to attend on August the 17th.

I want my two friends, Devan and Buggs, to make their MLL teams so I can hit them up for swag.

I want 24 Seven Lax to be your home page even though we only post once a week.

I want my boss to be more understanding about my need to blog about lax during work hours.

I want ground ball stats to be measured and recorded by “attempts”.

I want Under Armour to send me all of the gloves that the Terps didn’t want.

I want you to click like on this post and add what you want this season below.

I want to get to 2000 likes on Facebook so I can give this sweet prize away before Tom convinces me that he deserves it.